To the Editor,

Student Government Board members don’t often feel compelled to make public… To the Editor,

Student Government Board members don’t often feel compelled to make public statements, but quite frankly I am appalled by the actions of my fellow Board members.

For instance, every morning Board member Lauren Jentleson comes into the office and tries to get me to clean the mountains of junk from my desk, take down my monument to former SGB President Charlie Shull and stop blasting Trick Daddy’s classic “I’m a Thug” so she can work on her “Board projects.” Come on, LJ. Everyone knows that “Board projects” is just code for sit in your cubicle, eat lunch and watch YouTube. Geez.

Also, what’s up with SGB President Molly Stieber acting like she’s my boss? Every day it’s “Hasley, have you scheduled that meeting yet?” or “Hasley, I need that proposal by 3 p.m.!” Where is the love, Stiebs? As a Board member, I need to be appreciated for my work. That means no work on weekends, half days every Friday, frequent cat naps and numerous interns to wipe my bottom, change my diaper and burp me whenever I’m feeling upset. Clearly, President Stieber can’t relate.

A late April Fools’ joke courtesy of,

Board Member John Hasley

School of Arts & Sciences