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Satire | Summer: The Flaming Oakland Trash Pile of Seasons

Summer is the only time of year one can get adequate amounts of vitamin D in Pittsburgh.

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist

July 16, 2019

If I took anything from the hot second I spent in Physics 1 before withdrawing, it’s that what goes up must come down. I believe this law must also apply to weather. Therefore, what must be cold will eventually become hot. And hot it has become.

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