Quiero … ?
Three men allegedly drove up to a North Carolina Taco Bell’s… Quiero … ?
Three men allegedly drove up to a North Carolina Taco Bell’s drive-through window, pointed a gun at the cashier and demanded not money, but free food. WBTV reported that the men were given fried apple pies and then drove away without harming anyone. Apparently, Taco Bell can’t even get people to steal the six prawn wonder of the modern world: the Pacific Shrimp Taco.
Clucking craziness
WPXI reported that officials at Carnegie Mellon were baffled after living, spray-painted chickens appeared in several buildings on campus. Officials could not confirm whether or not this was a college prank. Hopefully, next time the chickens will be found with a penis drawn on their beaks to clear up any confusion.
Ooh La La
Lady Gaga is now the first artist to reach one billion online video views, according to CNN. And that’s not even counting the views from her home planet.
Philosophy lesson
A California teacher was arrested for allegedly teaching while intoxicated, according to the Associated Press. No word on whether students learned more or less from the drunken teacher.
Give it a break
City Council has proposed legislation that would ban squeaky truck breaks, according to the Post Gazette. Maybe now they can do something about your roommate’s girlfriend.
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