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Two (ugly) Towers

Editor’s Note: This story is part of the April Fools’ issue and is not to be taken seriously…. Editor’s Note: This story is part of the April Fools’ issue and is not to be taken seriously.

Carnegie Mellon has unveiled a new design that would dwarf the Cathedral of Learning, and possibly violate several major international arms treaties. Nordenberg is not taking this sitting down, primarily because he has no lap.

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