Christina fills Britney’s shoes, wears nun outfit

Aguilera Endorses Skechers, Readies Nun Suit for VMAs

Christina Aguilera, as reported… Aguilera Endorses Skechers, Readies Nun Suit for VMAs

Christina Aguilera, as reported by E! Online last week, will literally be filling Britney Spears’ shoes for Skechers, a shoe manufacturing company with whom Spears had a bitter, little grudge match in 2002 about something or other. In other news, MTV reported this week that Aguilera is planning on rockin’ nun rags on the night of the MTV Video Music Awards. This, no doubt, will be the fashion trend that will characterize everything about 2003.

Ahhnold Goes Under Fire for Gun Policies, Past

As most of you know, Hollywood’s most beloved Austrian import – Arnold Schwarzenegger – actually has a genuine shot at winning in the upcoming recall election for California’s governorship. Naturally, the press has had a field day with this guy, with Reuters reporting last week that the actor is iffy on gun control and that his past is filled with drugs, machismo and orgies, to generalize. You’d think this might hurt his chances, but come on, who wouldn’t vote for the Terminator?

White Stripe in Studio with Loretta Lynn

To kill some time while his broken finger heals – an injury caused by a car crash that occurred while Renee Zellweger was in the passenger seat – Jack White was reported by MTV to be working with Loretta Lynn on a “final album.” White is totally stoked.

Sesame Street Compilation in the Works

Last week, Reuters reported that an elaborate collection of “Sesame Street” songs is in the making to commemorate 35 years of existence for the much-celebrated children’s show. With two discs and over 60 songs, Songs From the Street: 35 Years: The Ultimate Sesame Street Music Collection will feature a slew of guest appearances from artists ranging from Paul Simon to Johnny Cash to Destiny’s Child to *NSYNC. It already has my album-of-the-year slot filled.