Worst of the Best of

Place to get film developed:

Teeth

Pitt sports team:

Panthers (six… Place to get film developed:

Teeth

Pitt sports team:

Panthers (six votes)

Free thing Pitt offers: A lifetime of hating Penn State

Free tuition increases (two votes)

Nothing here is free – you pay for it somehow (23 votes)

Girls (two votes)

Place to get lost:

Stat 1100

In your eyes

Reason to skip class:

Giving the cat a haircut

Place to be hit by a car:

Face

Place to hook up:

Roommate’s bed

Place to smoke:

In hell (Five votes)

Museum:

Carnegie Mellon (six votes)

Class at Pitt:

Class of 2003

Reason to skip class:

Soap opera auditions

Busy filling out “Best of Pitt” survey

The instructor spoon-feeds you and you find it patronizing

Thing to do on a Friday night: Contact croquet

Secret organization: Can’t tell … it’s a secret (19 votes)

Place to wake up:

Eckerd (four votes) Next to a stranger (53 votes)

Fun outside of Oakland: Naked time, anywhere, anytime, any place

Food to cook in a dorm:

Roman noodles (1 vote)

Ramon noodles (1 vote)

Ramen noodles (98 votes)

CVS/pharmacy

SGB member to complain about:

All of them (12 votes)

Place to get vegetarian food:

Carrots (two votes)

Happy hour:

9 p.m.

Free entertainment:

Freshman girls going to frat parties (six votes)