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The University has recently decided, because of an apparent increase in spare time, to… The University has recently decided, because of an apparent increase in spare time, to further challenge a certain group of students. This group considers sleep optional, social life a foreign concept and academia paramount. Members of this group often complete several majors and minors before they graduate and participate in campus life through leadership of student organizations.

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