Random 21

1. “Fear Factor” Are you kidding me?

2. Streaking through the Cathedral of Learning Not as… 1. “Fear Factor” Are you kidding me?

2. Streaking through the Cathedral of Learning Not as shocking in the summer months.

3. The new Daft Punk album What aliens must listen to when they make love to robots.

4. The Bush twins Always good to put your alcohol woes into perspective.

4. The 76ers in the NBA Finals Shut up, they still have a chance!

5. Pro wrestling’s self-applied “sports entertainment” moniker Further smudging the line between fantasy and reality.

6. The 2001 MTV Movie Awards Now they’re making awards up just so Jim Carrey can make a scene.

7. “Planet of the Apes” Possibly the beginning of the end for America’s simian fascination.

8. “Blow Ya Mind” by Eve, with Gwen Stefani Already the song of the summer, plus they ride those cool three-wheelers in the video!

9. Getting woken up in summer class by the sound of your own snoring Does this confuse the hell out of you too?

10. Jennifer Love-Hewitt Creeping suspicions that she was blacklisted in Hollywood (and robbed of potential J-Lo nickname) after dumping Carson Daly.

11. www.spellkit.com Don’t be a sucker and pay just to cast spells and hexes.

12. Radiohead’s Amesiac When the hype hits the fan.

13. Market Square at night Keep your finger on the pulse of the underage beat.

14. Timothy McVeigh jokes Apparently nobody thinks they’re funny.

15. The upcoming “Lord of the Rings” trilogy Because who cares about Star Wars anymore?

16. www.mired.com The scoops you want the way you want ’em.

17. The host of NBC’s “Weakest Link” Where did they find this kitten-strangling ice witch?

18. Frequent use of “off the hook” during backstage awards ceremony banter Proving once again how far hip-hop is compared to the rest of the world.

19. Sunday night movies on Flagstaff Hill Watch teen-age punks hassle the college squares.

20. Carrot Top This guy is still alive? He should be trying to pick up Jennifer Love- Hewitt.

21. The Beehive closing Freaks lose home, ’80s night moves two blocks.

The Random 21 is compiled with TLC by Cotton Coslett, a proud sponsor of the 2001 Beechwood Bowl. E-mail him at ewcst4+@pitt.edu.