There are a million curiosities
In my 3-bedroom apartment
Too-short shelves and
Rooms with five corners and
Maybe more
But the one that stumps me
Stops me in
my tracks
Is the oven,
Used twice in three months
Due to the biggest curiosity
Of all
When it is time to bake
Perhaps some cookies
Or a sweet potato
And I turn the oven
On
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
The smoke alarm,
Despite the absence
Of smoke
Or scent
There is no fire
But the rage
In my heart
And the pain
In my ears
God damn it
I guess I just
Can’t use my oven
That I pay so much money
To have
I asked my landlord
What I should do
And she said
“That sounds like an oven problem”
Which is something
That I already
Know
And not an answer
To my question
Or a solution
To my problem
It is October now
Which marks two months
And counting
That I have not used my oven
And maybe
I never
Will.
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