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Numerical nonsense

0…Golfers under par in the U.S. Open at Pinehurst No. 2 this past week. Only champion… 0…Golfers under par in the U.S. Open at Pinehurst No. 2 this past week. Only champion Michael Campbell managed to shoot even for the tournament.

2…Members of the Holy Trinity that Wyatt Sexton claimed to be when police escorted him to the hospital last week. Officers found him acting strangely in the middle of a street, proclaiming that he was “God,” then later refining the statement to “Son of God.”

6…Drivers in the United States Grand Prix on Sunday. The other 14 teams that were supposed to race refused to enter the Formula One race because they considered the conditions at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway to be dangerous.

17…Average margin of victory for the winning team in the NBA Finals through five games, a number that would be even larger if not for a one-point thriller in Game Five on Sunday night.

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