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Opinion | The importance of being funny

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
April 18, 2023

Opinion | The dating apps work! You’re just using them wrong

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
March 28, 2023

Opinion | Why are we weird about who drinks what?

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
February 21, 2023

Opinion | The Mad Mex closure shows that you olds have worms in your brains

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
February 14, 2023

Opinion | Young professionals, take an acting class

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
February 1, 2023

Opinion | Curfews for Pittsburgh youth will do more harm than good

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
January 23, 2023

Satire | Dear gym bros, are you guys okay?

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
January 18, 2023

Opinion | You guys suck at naming babies

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
December 9, 2022

Satire | Things Oakland needs

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
September 8, 2022

Satire | The real villain is Linkedin

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
August 28, 2022

Opinion | First-years: You should care about Pennsylvania politics

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
August 25, 2022

Opinion | How to take care of your body in college

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
August 3, 2022

Satire | Why is our merch straight up garbage?

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
June 21, 2022

Opinion | Guns and American masculinity are inextricably linked

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
June 7, 2022

Satire | Pro-lifers, what if your spouse got someone else pregnant?

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
May 17, 2022

Satire | ‘Don’t Say Gay’ is really effective legislation

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
March 29, 2022

Satire | Pittsburgh, do better with bagels

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
March 22, 2022

Opinion | Giving up is kinda the vibe

By Paige Wasserman, For The Pitt News
March 16, 2022

Opinion | Body acceptance is a means of anti-capitalist resistance

By Paige Wasserman, For The Pitt News
February 24, 2022

Satire | Celebrity death fanfiction is dumb and bad. Stop it.

By Paige Wasserman, For The Pitt News
January 19, 2022