Top 10: Ways for presidential candidates to earn our support
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
April 11, 2019
Filed under Editorials, Opinions
With Bernie planning a Pitt stop in Oakland this Sunday, we decided to give presidential hopefuls an easy guide to pandering for our votes.
Top 10: Places to jaywalk in Oakland
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
April 5, 2019
Filed under Editorials, Opinions
We at The Pitt News say get the goobermint out of our crimes of convenience! Here are the top 10 places to jaywalk in Oakland.
Top 10: People we would actually support for president
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
March 22, 2019
Filed under Editorials, Opinions
Amy Klobuchar defended her harsh staff treatment, claiming toughness is needed to deal with Putin, but has she ever threatened her rival one hour into starting her new job? Gritty has.
Top 10: Pitt News Drink Factory
By The Pitt News Editorial Staff
March 7, 2019
Filed under Editorials, Opinions
We’ve gone and collected the mud and rainwater in that pothole and blended it with some tire rubber for the defining Forbes-Avenue experience in a cup.
Top 10: Space Force Objectives
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
February 22, 2019
Filed under Editorials, Opinions
Get in the shuttle, loser, we’re going to make the galaxy great again. As the Space Force blasts off, here are 10 top priorities for the new military branch.
Top 10: Master plan must-haves
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
February 15, 2019
Filed under Editorials, Opinions
Here are the top 10 most pressing issues to students and faculty alike that Pitt must incorporate into this master plan.
Top 10: Reasons to cancel classes
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
February 1, 2019
Filed under Editorials, Opinions
From time to time, we may have to cancel classes — and here are 10 reasons why.
Top 10: Master Plan suggestions
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
October 13, 2017
Filed under Editorials, Opinions
With Homecoming upon us once again and campus flooded with Pitt alumni, we’re tempted to look not only backwards at our school’s past, but forward at its future as well. Pitt’s looking for student input for the new Oakland Campus Master Plan — a road map for campus development over the next 30 years. And of ...
Top 10: Questions for the new host of ‘Pitt Tonight’
By The Pitt News Editorial Board and Pitt Tonight
April 7, 2017
Filed under Editorials
Pitt students were treated to an inevitable surprise this week: the announcement of the new face of “Pitt Tonight,” the campus variety show modeled after late-night talk shows. Current host and senior Jesse Irwin will give up his desk to first-year Andrew Dow starting next fall. You probably have questions concerning the new host, and so do we, the p...
Top 10: Silhouettes We Should Have Written
By The Pitt News Editorial Board and Pitt Tonight
March 30, 2017
Filed under Editorials, Opinions
Our Silhouettes Preview came out this week, and if you picked one up, you got the chance to peek into the lives of ten members of the Pitt community. From Ricky Smith, the nighttime security guard in Holland with an uncanny ability to make anyone smile, to Sid “Frenchi” Ali and his iconic South ...
Top 10: Ways to dismantle the patriarchy
By The Pitt News Editorial Board and Pitt Tonight
March 24, 2017
Filed under Editorials, Opinions
Student Government Board’s Women’s Empowerment Week was certainly a hit. Leslie Jones came to campus, followed by a very special women’s empowerment-themed episode of Pitt Tonight and, coincidentally, the hiring of the first female athletic director in Pitt history. We’ve been particularly inspi...