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Editorial: Top 10 uses for the Downtown sinkhole

Editorial: Top 10 uses for the Downtown sinkhole

By The Pitt News Editorial Board

November 14, 2019

These are our top 10 uses for the giant hole on Penn Avenue.

Editorial: Top 10 roads Pitt should close along with Bigelow

Editorial: Top 10 roads Pitt should close along with Bigelow

By The Pitt News Editorial Board

November 7, 2019

While we’re coming to terms road closure, we thought of 10 streets Pitt should close in addition to Bigelow Boulevard.

Editorial: Top 10 reasons Pitt students are so tired

Editorial: Top 10 reasons Pitt students are so tired

By The Pitt News Editorial Board

October 24, 2019

Anytime someone asks us how we are, we respond that we’re tired — because here at The Pitt News, we’re committed to getting the facts right. And anytime we tell a college graduate of any age that we’re tired, they respond, “Of course — it’s midterm season, after all.” We certainly d...

Editorial: Top 10 alternative uses for Pitt food robots

Editorial: Top 10 alternative uses for Pitt food robots

By The Pitt News Editorial Board

October 17, 2019

While we’re at it, here are the top 10 other things we’d like the food robots to do for us.

Editorial: Top 10 locations for the Bigelow shuttle stop

Editorial: Top 10 locations for the Bigelow shuttle stop

By The Pitt News Editorial Board

October 10, 2019

While it’s true that we’d probably walk through hell or high water anywhere to catch the campus shuttle, we have a few suggestions.

Editorial: Top 10 things you’ll find lurking on Pitt’s campus

Editorial: Top 10 things you’ll find lurking on Pitt’s campus

By The Pitt News Editorial Board

October 3, 2019

An alligator hasn’t been spotted in Oakland — yet — though there are plenty of other things lying low, or maybe not so low, around campus.

Top 10: Ways for presidential candidates to earn our support

Top 10: Ways for presidential candidates to earn our support

By The Pitt News Editorial Board

April 11, 2019

With Bernie planning a Pitt stop in Oakland this Sunday, we decided to give presidential hopefuls an easy guide to pandering for our votes.

Top 10: Places to jaywalk in Oakland

Top 10: Places to jaywalk in Oakland

By The Pitt News Editorial Board

April 4, 2019

We at The Pitt News say get the goobermint out of our crimes of convenience! Here are the top 10 places to jaywalk in Oakland.

Top 10: People we would actually support for president

Top 10: People we would actually support for president

By The Pitt News Editorial Board

March 21, 2019

Amy Klobuchar defended her harsh staff treatment, claiming toughness is needed to deal with Putin, but has she ever threatened her rival one hour into starting her new job? Gritty has.

Top 10: Pitt News Drink Factory

Top 10: Pitt News Drink Factory

By The Pitt News Editorial Staff

March 7, 2019

We’ve gone and collected the mud and rainwater in that pothole and blended it with some tire rubber for the defining Forbes-Avenue experience in a cup.

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