Editorial: Top 10 uses for the Downtown sinkhole
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
November 14, 2019
These are our top 10 uses for the giant hole on Penn Avenue.
Editorial: Top 10 roads Pitt should close along with Bigelow
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
November 7, 2019
While we’re coming to terms road closure, we thought of 10 streets Pitt should close in addition to Bigelow Boulevard.
Editorial: Top 10 reasons Pitt students are so tired
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
October 24, 2019
Anytime someone asks us how we are, we respond that we’re tired — because here at The Pitt News, we’re committed to getting the facts right. And anytime we tell a college graduate of any age that we’re tired, they respond, “Of course — it’s midterm season, after all.” We certainly d...
Editorial: Top 10 alternative uses for Pitt food robots
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
October 17, 2019
While we’re at it, here are the top 10 other things we’d like the food robots to do for us.
Editorial: Top 10 locations for the Bigelow shuttle stop
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
October 10, 2019
While it’s true that we’d probably walk through hell or high water anywhere to catch the campus shuttle, we have a few suggestions.
Editorial: Top 10 things you’ll find lurking on Pitt’s campus
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
October 3, 2019
An alligator hasn’t been spotted in Oakland — yet — though there are plenty of other things lying low, or maybe not so low, around campus.
Top 10: Ways for presidential candidates to earn our support
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
April 11, 2019
With Bernie planning a Pitt stop in Oakland this Sunday, we decided to give presidential hopefuls an easy guide to pandering for our votes.
Top 10: Places to jaywalk in Oakland
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
April 4, 2019
We at The Pitt News say get the goobermint out of our crimes of convenience! Here are the top 10 places to jaywalk in Oakland.
Top 10: People we would actually support for president
By The Pitt News Editorial Board
March 21, 2019
Amy Klobuchar defended her harsh staff treatment, claiming toughness is needed to deal with Putin, but has she ever threatened her rival one hour into starting her new job? Gritty has.
Top 10: Pitt News Drink Factory
By The Pitt News Editorial Staff
March 7, 2019
We’ve gone and collected the mud and rainwater in that pothole and blended it with some tire rubber for the defining Forbes-Avenue experience in a cup.