Office staple

The photocopier recently celebrated its 50th birthday, CNN…

Office staple

The photocopier recently celebrated its 50th birthday, CNN reports. This year also marks the 50th anniversary of the first televised presidential debate, when poor nonverbal cues cost Richard Nixon the election. 1960 was an up-and-down year for asses.

Alaska’s finest

Sarah Palin’s new show “Real American Stories,” premiered on Fox News last night. The show aired after the network’s daily 23 hours of fake American stories.

Fatty fix

CNN reported that a new study found that fatty foods could trigger an addiction similar to those caused by drugs. In other news, KFC’s “Famous Bowls” promotion finally makes sense.

It’s growing

Reuters reported that given its recent resistance to typical forms of treatment, gonorrhea could become a “superbug.” Generally, resistence in sexual situations just leads to remorse.

Playing dress up

The Washington Post recently held a competition that features more than 1,100 dioramas of marshmallow Peeps dressed up and displayed in different, creative ways. The Washington Post: Revolutionizing the fluff piece since 1974.