Chips

The Georgia Senate banned involuntary chip implants in its citizens, passing the… Chips

The Georgia Senate banned involuntary chip implants in its citizens, passing the bill 47-2 Thursday. Lucky for Georgians, the vote just happened to occur away from any telescreens.

Diva displeased

Wanting to fly first class, rapper Kanye West threw a fit at Los Angeles International Airport Tuesday while returning from the Grammys. Maybe Beyoncé didn’t deserve more awards, after all.

Delicious dippers

Heinz recently unveiled a redesigned ketchup pack for people on the go. You can use it like a cup for dipping or squeeze it as usual. Hopefully, dipping while driving will not become an offense anytime soon.

Lost in the mountains

After lots of hype, the “Lost” season finally premiered Wednesday night. Oh, wait. That was the Pitt-West Virginia basketball game.

A can’t-miss

A New Yorker is facing a $135 traffic fine for using a mannequin as her passenger in a passenger lane. It’s a shame she got caught — New York is a recruiting pipeline for Pitt basketball, and the Panthers could’ve used any help they could get in the paint.

Groundhog Friday

On Tuesday, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, which, as everyone knows, means six more weeks of bad Casual Friday jokes.