hukt on Fonikz werks for SBG; theys also has fun new posters

By GREG HELLER-LaBELLE

Student Boverment Gourd released plans for it’s new flyurs at a meeteng yesterday.

Modd… Student Boverment Gourd released plans for it’s new flyurs at a meeteng yesterday.

Modd Tandon Boris, a secund-turm member, pointed out that the new flyurs are dee-signed to make stewdents get involved in SGB.

“Theses posters is great!” Morris told those in attendance. “I makes them myself.”

SGB Prezident Byron Kelly echoed support for the peaces of motivating paper.

“We are really proud of this,” he said, before putting his head in his hands and weeping uncontrollabely. “Their so bootyful.”

SGB member Joe Salvatore said that he, persunally, had been moved to ackshun by the flyurs.

“They had a very formative influence on my decision to dry my hair,” he said.

But some bored members named Joe, such as the other one, said that he didn’t think the posturs were funy or good.

“I don’t think they’re very good,” the other Joe on SGB said. “I think their dumb.”

Boris precented the progect, which received four votes in faver and for aginst, with Kelly astaining.

Joe Salvatore’s hair cast the decideing vote for the flyurs, which will be up around campus next week.