For rent: one-room hellhole

By DAVID McCARTHY Columnist

Are you planning on living in the Oakland area next year? Do you have minimal/no self-respect… Are you planning on living in the Oakland area next year? Do you have minimal/no self-respect and a small amount of personal pride? Well, does the University of Pittsburgh have a place for you! The Litchfield Towers can provide any homeless person with a substantial upgrade in living conditions. Not homeless? After a few months here, you