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Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist

Thomas Riley is a sophomore Politics and Philosophy major and Creative Writing minor. They are interested in social and political issues and poking fun at current events and student life via satire. Write to them at [email protected]

Satire | ‘Silenced’ conservative voices found to actually be really loud and annoying

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
March 28, 2023

Opinion | A reflection on what it means to be home

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
March 12, 2023

Opinion | Time is not of the essence — don’t use it to measure the things that matter

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
February 15, 2023

Poem | Lines half as lovely as you

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
February 7, 2023

Satire | First artificially intelligent student accepted to Carnegie Mellon School of Arts

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
January 20, 2023

Opinion | Stop only asking people to respect pronouns

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
January 12, 2023

Satire | Ally to renters? This South Oakland landlord claims he’s ‘one of the good ones’

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
November 15, 2022

Poem | Ode to a pumpkin carver

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
October 30, 2022

Satire | Egomania at the restaurant: How to assert your authority when out to eat

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
October 19, 2022

Satire | Pitt student distraught after realizing his music taste is terrible

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
October 3, 2022

Opinion | The American proletariat does not exist

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
September 29, 2022

Satire | Upper campus students unbothered by new construction

By Thomas Riley , For The Pitt News
September 18, 2022

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