Har har, mes amis! It seems that you filthy Americans have been playing this terrorism attack… Har har, mes amis! It seems that you filthy Americans have been playing this terrorism attack thing long enough. France is tired of your whiny little games, wanting everybody to feel sorry for you. We have had it up to our berets with you and your fireman and police officer soap opera.

It seems as if we, the French, have discovered the real secrets behind 11 Septembre, or as you stupid Americans call it, September 11. In a new book,