Want a certificate in overachiever studies?

By HEATHER BOWLAN

The University has recently decided, because of an apparent increase in spare time, to… The University has recently decided, because of an apparent increase in spare time, to further challenge a certain group of students. This group considers sleep optional, social life a foreign concept and academia paramount. Members of this group often complete several majors and minors before they graduate and participate in campus life through leadership of student organizations.

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