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Satire | Dispatches from a South Oakland dog

By Anne Marie Yurik, Staff Columnist • September 13, 2020

Read about the South Oakland adventures of your soon-to-be favorite 12-pound pooch, Ted, as he takes on the mean streets of Pittsburgh.

Satire | Top 10 ways to have fun outdoors

By Alex Dolinger, Staff Columnist • September 3, 2020

t’s been a while since a lot of us have played outside, so it’s easy to be unsure what to do.

Satire | The Plague Diaries: Dispatches from 1348

By Alison Sivitz, Staff Columnist • August 27, 2020

I stumbled across a dusty journal wedged underneath a floorboard in my attic. While the pages were practically falling apart, the writing was just legible enough for me to read.

Satire | Nine problems therapy dogs can’t fix

By Alex Dolinger, Staff Columnist • August 20, 2020

This is shaping up to be an anxiety-inducing school year, and without our furry friends to give us their silent yet transcendent wisdom, we are essentially raw-dogging it through a year when we need dogs most.

Satire | What not to do as a first year

By Genna Edwards, Senior Staff Columnist • July 23, 2020

Don’t drink from the Cathy water fountains. They’re, like, oddly warm.

A Farewell to the Opinions Satirist, Allison Dantinne

By Leah Mensch, Opinions Editor • April 19, 2020

If you don’t know Allison Dantinne, then that’s truly a shame. But, you still have about a week before virtual graduation to find her email at the bottom of one of her satire pieces, email her and arrange a Zoom meeting.

Humor | How to make online classes more exciting

By Alex Dolinger, Staff Columnist • April 9, 2020

I’ve realized through several days of online classes that this new world of learning gives us several opportunities for amusement, if only we take advantage. Thus, I bring you my top 10 ways to make your online classes exciting and fun.