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Satire | November Horoscopes

By Paige Lawler, Senior Staff Columnist • November 4, 2021

If you’re curious what the stars have in store for you this month, look no further than your November horoscope!

By Julia Kreutzer, Senior Staff Columnist • October 21, 2021

If you can brave even one of the things on this list, voting will be a walk in the park.

By Tim Moxey, For The Pitt News • August 20, 2021

I’m here to guide you through reacclimating to life in what will — hopefully — be a somewhat normal year.

By Julia Kreutzer, Senior Staff Columnist • June 27, 2021

There’s nothing like a pandemic trapping us inside for over a year to make us cherish the amenities of an on-campus, in-person academic experience.

By Anne Marie Yurik, Senior Staff Columnist • March 12, 2021

Read senior staff columnist Anne Marie Yurik’s open letter to grad school in homage of the grueling admissions process.

By Anne Marie Yurik, Staff Columnist • February 21, 2021

Columnist Anne Marie Yurik discovers what love really looks like, without the rose-colored Valentine’s Day glasses.

By Alex Dolinger, Senior Staff Columnist • February 9, 2021

Here are the top five best and the top five worst ways to date while remaining socially distant, in order.

By Paige Lawler, Assistant Opinions Editor • February 4, 2021

Find out what February has in store for you here:

By Anne Marie Yurik, Staff Columnist • February 4, 2021

To finally give you what nobody wanted — let’s talk about yoga.

By Remy Samuels, Staff Columnist • January 28, 2021

Here is a list of some frustrating pandemic words/phrases I have compiled.