The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News

The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News

The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News

Satire | Eight ways to spice up your sex life in the 21st century

Satire | Eight ways to spice up your sex life in the 21st century

By Livia Daggett, Contributing Editor February 14, 2024
Are you too exhausted by the horrors of modern life to get frisky in the bedroom? Fear not — these ideas for spicing things up will help you go from existential dread to mind-blowing head.
Opinion | Why people who say college “was the best four years of my life” may be right

Opinion | Why people who say college “was the best four years of my life” may be right

By Ebonee Rice-Nguyen, Senior Staff Columnist June 27, 2023
In college, the list of people you know stretches indefinitely — roommates, their partners, classmates, coworkers— it’s a massive web. But as we get older, that web often condenses until it eventually dwindles into your own remote family. While it’s easy to pass this phenomenon off as “becoming an adult” and “getting older,” these statements ignore the fact that we have structurally ensured that loneliness is an outcome of our lives. 
(Illustration by Liam Mcfadden | Staff Illustrator)

Seniors, take heart as graduation nears

By Henry Glitz | Opinions Editor February 9, 2018

Waking up at 9 a.m., my mind immediately goes to the activities of the day. When am I going to fit in time for meals? What homework did I forget? What am I going to do for the rest of my life? As a...

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