The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
Satire | Nine ways I would have pranked the voter fraud hotline

Satire | Nine ways I would have pranked the voter fraud hotline

By Alex Dolinger, Senior Staff Columnist • November 20, 2020
It is too late for senior staff columnist Alex Dolinger to call the voter fraud hotline, but it is never too late for them to capitalize on their mildly humorous ideas through this publication.
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Satire | Ode to Steve Kornacki

By Leah Mensch, Opinions Editor • November 13, 2020
Must I tell you why he is a legend? Probably not, but I’m going to anyway.
Satire | Three days of election night, from a stressed-out poli sci major

Satire | Three days of election night, from a stressed-out poli sci major

By Devi Ruia, Senior Staff Columnist • November 6, 2020
Senior Staff Columnist Devi Ruia details the unhealthy ways she got through election week nervously waiting for them to call the presidential race.
Editorial | Top 10 things to do while awaiting election results

Editorial | Top 10 things to do while awaiting election results

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • November 6, 2020
It’s unclear when we’re going to get finalized presidential election results. Or sleep. Here are the top 10 things we’re going to do in the meantime.
The University of Pittsburgh had a designated self-care day on Oct. 14 for students.

Editorial | Top 10 things we did on Self-Care Day

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • October 22, 2020
Here are the top 10 things we did on Student Self-Care Day. You can infer for yourself whether or not there was any care involved.
Satire | What is homecoming anyway?

Satire | What is homecoming anyway?

By Alex Dolinger, Senior Staff Columnist • October 20, 2020
Senior Staff Columnist Alex Dolinger ponders the meaning of homecoming and why we celebrate it.
Poetry | Ode to an oven

Poetry | Ode to an oven

By Alex Dolinger, Senior Staff Columnist • October 15, 2020
Senior Staff Columnist Alex Dolinger laments the fact that they can’t use their oven in this groundbreaking poem.
Satire | Things in my South Oakland apartment that just make sense

Satire | Things in my South Oakland apartment that just make sense

By Anne Marie Yurik, Staff Columnist • October 13, 2020
Read about the charm, the class and the elegance that goes hand-in-hand with renting a apartment in South Oakland.
Satire | October Horoscopes

Satire | October Horoscopes

By Paige Lawler, Assistant Opinions Editor • October 8, 2020
It’s October. I’m exhausted, the stars are exhausted and I’m sure you’re exhausted. Take a break from your midterms and endless Zoom calls to see what kind of advice and insight the stars have decided you need this month. 
Satire | A day in the life of midterms as told through my HP Envy

Satire | A day in the life of midterms as told through my HP Envy

By Anne Marie Yurik, Staff Columnist • October 8, 2020
She logs into Canvas, pulls up her work and bounces between the four essays that she has due in the next 48 hours. 
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