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Satire | Top 10 resolutions you can keep in quarantine

By Alex Dolinger, Senior Staff Columnist • January 20, 2021

Whether we spend another year inching toward the ever-encroaching void or actually start interacting in public again, here are 10 ways I’m attempting to make 2021 a year to regret less than usual.

Satire | Nine ways I would have pranked the voter fraud hotline

By Alex Dolinger, Senior Staff Columnist • November 20, 2020

It is too late for senior staff columnist Alex Dolinger to call the voter fraud hotline, but it is never too late for them to capitalize on their mildly humorous ideas through this publication.

Satire | Ode to Steve Kornacki

By Leah Mensch, Opinions Editor • November 13, 2020

Must I tell you why he is a legend? Probably not, but I’m going to anyway.

Satire | Three days of election night, from a stressed-out poli sci major

By Devi Ruia, Senior Staff Columnist • November 6, 2020

Senior Staff Columnist Devi Ruia details the unhealthy ways she got through election week nervously waiting for them to call the presidential race.

Satire | November Horoscopes

By Paige Lawler, Assistant Opinions Editor • November 6, 2020

If you’re looking for something a little bit more laid back than the current state of the world, and I’m sure most of us are, look no further than your monthly horoscope.

Satire | What is homecoming anyway?

By Alex Dolinger, Senior Staff Columnist • October 20, 2020

Senior Staff Columnist Alex Dolinger ponders the meaning of homecoming and why we celebrate it.

Satire | Things in my South Oakland apartment that just make sense

By Anne Marie Yurik, Staff Columnist • October 13, 2020

Read about the charm, the class and the elegance that goes hand-in-hand with renting a apartment in South Oakland.

Satire | October Horoscopes

By Paige Lawler, Assistant Opinions Editor • October 8, 2020

It’s October. I’m exhausted, the stars are exhausted and I’m sure you’re exhausted. Take a break from your midterms and endless Zoom calls to see what kind of advice and insight the stars have decided you need this month.