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Satire | Top 10 grocery items for serotonin production

By Alex Dolinger, Staff Columnist • September 22, 2020

Here are my top 10 Target picks this fall:

Satire | Top 10 ways to relieve quarantine depression

By Alex Dolinger, Staff Columnist • September 17, 2020

When this all began, I was pretty optimistic. I thought after a couple weeks of working out and baking some stupid bread, we would be on track for a normal school year.

Satire | Dispatches from a South Oakland dog

By Anne Marie Yurik, Staff Columnist • September 13, 2020

Read about the South Oakland adventures of your soon-to-be favorite 12-pound pooch, Ted, as he takes on the mean streets of Pittsburgh.

Satire | September Horoscopes

By Paige Lawler, Assistant Opinions Editor • September 3, 2020

Are you curious about what’s written in the stars for you this month? Well then, you’re in luck!

Satire | Top 10 ways to have fun outdoors

By Alex Dolinger, Staff Columnist • September 3, 2020

t’s been a while since a lot of us have played outside, so it’s easy to be unsure what to do.

Satire | The Plague Diaries: Dispatches from 1348

By Alison Sivitz, Staff Columnist • August 27, 2020

I stumbled across a dusty journal wedged underneath a floorboard in my attic. While the pages were practically falling apart, the writing was just legible enough for me to read.

Satire | Nine problems therapy dogs can’t fix

By Alex Dolinger, Staff Columnist • August 20, 2020

This is shaping up to be an anxiety-inducing school year, and without our furry friends to give us their silent yet transcendent wisdom, we are essentially raw-dogging it through a year when we need dogs most.