MELISSA MEINZER Archives

What a long, strange trip it’s been

By MELISSA MEINZER
April 19, 2004

It was awfully fun giving yinz advice n’at

By MELISSA MEINZER
April 12, 2004

Some unsolicited advice for our neighbors at CMU

By MELISSA MEINZER
April 5, 2004

Where to find third-wheel happiness

By MELISSA MEINZER
March 29, 2004

He’s a fighter, and maybe a lover, too

By MELISSA MEINZER
March 22, 2004

How to join the best club on campus

By Melissa Meinzer
March 1, 2004

Where have all the lonely hearts gone?

By Melissa Meinzer
February 16, 2004

His party is over just as it’s beginning

By Melissa Meinzer
February 9, 2004

She just can’t get enough of his love, baby – ouch

By Melissa Meinzer
February 2, 2004

Suggestions for boinking beyond boundaries of bed

By Melissa Meinzer
January 26, 2004

Be a columnist, enjoy fame, bubblegum

By Melissa Meinzer
January 7, 2004

Convince him to visit the South more

By MELISSA MEINZER
December 8, 2003

Post-breakup nooky prolonging the pain

By MELISSA MEINZER
November 24, 2003

She shouldn’t wonder how that got there

By MELISSA MEINZER
November 17, 2003

Come on, give training wheels a try

By MELISSA MEINZER
November 10, 2003

Hey baby, what’s your magic number?

By MELISSA MEINZER
November 3, 2003

The neveredning search for quality

By Melissa Meinzer
October 27, 2003

Could I have been queen for a day?

By MELISSA MEINZER
October 24, 2003

Workplace comments show who’s mature

By Melissa Meinzer
October 20, 2003

One man’s journey to Shangri-Laid

By Melissa Meinzer
October 13, 2003

Hungry for a sandwich and noshing on other tasty snacks

By MELISSA MEINZER
October 6, 2003

Cultivate a stable of stallions for gratification

By Melissa Meinzer
September 29, 2003

Real strippers don’t make “easy money”

By MELISSA MEINZER
September 23, 2003

After an ill-advised e-mail, he’s facing a weird semester

By Melissa Meinzer
September 15, 2003

Professional wrestling counts as a real sport

By MELISSA MEINZER
September 11, 2003

Domination, monogamy, and hickies

By Melissa Meinzer
September 8, 2003

We want to wait until marriage, but we aren’t monks

By Melissa Meinzer
September 2, 2003

Meinzer’s cure-all: kill your television

By Melissa Meinzer
August 27, 2003

Does engineering condemn a man to life without lovin’?

By Melissa Meinzer
August 24, 2003

Let’s talk about “Sex N’at” baby, let’s talk about you and me

By Melissa Meinzer
August 21, 2003

Another Shot of Pott

By Melissa Meinzer
July 2, 2003

Jeopardy!: a geek’s ultimate reward

By Melissa Meinzer
June 24, 2003

Orbs of love weren’t part of the bargain

By Melissa Meinzer
May 27, 2003

Counseling Center lends a helping hand

By Melissa Meinzer
May 19, 2003

Refusing to accept catcalls as the norm

By Melissa Meinzer
May 7, 2003

What can we do in the face of pain?

By Melissa Meinzer
April 11, 2003

Jackbooted thugs of Atwood Street

By Melissa Meinzer
April 4, 2003

A battle of the stereotypes results in a bunch of losers

By Melissa Meinzer
March 21, 2003

Dead ‘Hed’

By MELISSA MEINZER
February 7, 2003

I cannot tell a lie — not well, anyway

By MELISSA MEINZER
February 7, 2003

All we really want is boys

By MELISSA MEINZER
December 9, 2002

Babies: not as cute as your relatives want you to think

By MELISSA MEINZER
November 14, 2002

Weekend fun N games down at Relax N Wash

By MELISSA MEINZER
October 29, 2002

Mullets: A Pittsburgh tradition

By MELISSA MEINZER
October 21, 2002

Nothing “mad” about Midnight Madness at the Pete

By MELISSA MEINZER
October 14, 2002

An obsession with earwax and the dating implications

By MELISSA MEINZER
October 7, 2002

A student’s guide to fashion etiquette and good taste

By MELISSA MEINZER
September 30, 2002

Living alone is best with a friend – any friend

By MELISSA MEINZER
September 26, 2002

Lay off the McEvil Empire

By MELISSA MEINZER
September 16, 2002

Telemarketing is not for the faint of heart

By MELISSA MEINZER
September 10, 2002

Fertility treatments are unnatural, irresponsible

By MELISSA MEINZER
April 12, 2002

Making the drastic move to Chesterfield Road

By MELISSA MEINZER
March 22, 2002

The adventures of Zelda: Lovin’ life with a rat

By MELISSA MEINZER
February 1, 2002

Costumes on the cheap

By MELISSA MEINZER
October 31, 2001

Reconstructing the twin towers

By MELISSA MEINZER
October 3, 2001

No escape

By MELISSA MEINZER
October 3, 2001

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