The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News

Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist

All content by Paige Wasserman
Opinion | The importance of being funny

Opinion | The importance of being funny

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
April 18, 2023
The Tinder app.

Opinion | The dating apps work! You’re just using them wrong

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
March 28, 2023
Opinion | Why are we weird about who drinks what?

Opinion | Why are we weird about who drinks what?

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
February 21, 2023
Opinion | The Mad Mex closure shows that you olds have worms in your brains

Opinion | The Mad Mex closure shows that you olds have worms in your brains

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
February 14, 2023
Opinion | Young professionals, take an acting class

Opinion | Young professionals, take an acting class

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
February 1, 2023
Opinion | Curfews for Pittsburgh youth will do more harm than good

Opinion | Curfews for Pittsburgh youth will do more harm than good

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
January 22, 2023
Satire | Dear gym bros, are you guys okay?

Satire | Dear gym bros, are you guys okay?

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
January 18, 2023
Opinion | You guys suck at naming babies

Opinion | You guys suck at naming babies

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
December 8, 2022
Satire | Things Oakland needs

Satire | Things Oakland needs

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
September 8, 2022
Satire | The real villain is Linkedin

Satire | The real villain is Linkedin

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist
August 28, 2022
A view of the Cathedral of Learning.

Opinion | First-years: You should care about Pennsylvania politics

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
August 25, 2022
Opinion | How to take care of your body in college

Opinion | How to take care of your body in college

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
August 3, 2022
The Pitt Shop on Forbes Avenue.

Satire | Why is our merch straight up garbage?

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
June 21, 2022
Opinion | Guns and American masculinity are inextricably linked

Opinion | Guns and American masculinity are inextricably linked

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
June 7, 2022
Satire | Pro-lifers, what if your spouse got someone else pregnant?

Satire | Pro-lifers, what if your spouse got someone else pregnant?

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
May 17, 2022
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis displays the signed Parental Rights in Education, aka the Don't Say Gay bill, flanked by elementary school students during a news conference on Monday, March 28, 2022, at Classical Preparatory school in Shady Hills.

Satire | ‘Don’t Say Gay’ is really effective legislation

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
March 29, 2022
Satire | Pittsburgh, do better with bagels

Satire | Pittsburgh, do better with bagels

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist
March 22, 2022
Opinion | Giving up is kinda the vibe

Opinion | Giving up is kinda the vibe

By Paige Wasserman, For The Pitt News
March 16, 2022
Opinion | Body acceptance is a means of anti-capitalist resistance

Opinion | Body acceptance is a means of anti-capitalist resistance

By Paige Wasserman, For The Pitt News
February 24, 2022
Satire | Celebrity death fanfiction is dumb and bad. Stop it.

Satire | Celebrity death fanfiction is dumb and bad. Stop it.

By Paige Wasserman, For The Pitt News
January 19, 2022
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