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Satire | Internship Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist • February 5, 2020

Feel like you’re gonna get sucked up by the resume gods if you don’t get an internship? Look to the stars for some guidance.

Satire | How to escape a conversation with a “Film Bro”

By Genna Edwards, Staff Columnist • January 16, 2020

You’ll find Film Bros everywhere, or a type like them in every major — you can’t escape.

Satire | January Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist • January 9, 2020

The new year rolled around and we’re all the same people.

Satire | Top 10 resolutions you can actually keep

By Alex Dolinger, Staff Columnist • January 5, 2020

I know that things look bleak, but I come bearing solutions, i.e. 10 small and easy resolutions that are exactly what you need to have the best year ever.

Satire | An afternoon on the 10A

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist • December 5, 2019

No one is safe from my watchful eye and quick writing now, even if I didn’t find many students sufficiently wildin’.

Satire | A day in the life of Ricardo, my South Oakland House Mouse

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist • November 13, 2019

Ricardo the South Oakland House Mouse begins his day as all South Oakland mice do.

Satire | November Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist • November 7, 2019

The stars have excitement in store for everyone this November.

Editorial: Top 10 roads Pitt should close along with Bigelow

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • November 7, 2019

While we’re coming to terms road closure, we thought of 10 streets Pitt should close in addition to Bigelow Boulevard.

Satire: Completely reasonable expectations for Pitt basketball

By Trent Leonard, Sports Editor • November 6, 2019

Xavier Johnson averaging a triple double? Trey McGowens making the leap to one of the nation’s top scorers? Pitt making a run at the ACC Championship? All very logical possibilities, writes sports editor Trent Leonard.

Satire | Top 10 considerations for an Uber Copter future

By Alex Dolinger, Staff Columnist • October 31, 2019

The future is upon us, my friends. Uber announced in July the beginnings of helicopter services in New York City to and from JFK Airport for $200, with plans to expand and make aerial ridesharing available...