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Opinion | Now is the time for humor

Opinion | Now is the time for humor

April 19, 2020
Satire | Shopping at Market District: Special coronavirus edition

Satire | Shopping at Market District: Special coronavirus edition

March 26, 2020
Clutter in a drawer.

Opinion | How to declutter your crap

March 5, 2020
Humor | Pittsburgh Port Authority Bus Alignment

Humor | Pittsburgh Port Authority Bus Alignment

February 28, 2020
Satire | Valentines Horoscopes

Satire | Valentines Horoscopes

February 13, 2020
Satire | Internship Horoscopes

Satire | Internship Horoscopes

February 5, 2020
Opinion | Classes should not be held in Nationality Rooms

Opinion | Classes should not be held in Nationality Rooms

January 16, 2020
Satire | January Horoscopes

Satire | January Horoscopes

January 10, 2020
Satire | 12 thoughts while writing an essay during finals week

Satire | 12 thoughts while writing an essay during finals week

December 8, 2019
Satire | An afternoon on the 10A

Satire | An afternoon on the 10A

December 5, 2019
Satire | A day in the life of Ricardo, my South Oakland House Mouse

Satire | A day in the life of Ricardo, my South Oakland House Mouse

November 13, 2019
Satire | November Horoscopes

Satire | November Horoscopes

November 8, 2019
Satire | An Early Morning in Pittsburgh International Airport

Satire | An Early Morning in Pittsburgh International Airport

October 24, 2019
Satire: Vote The Pigeons for Homecoming Court

Satire: Vote The Pigeons for Homecoming Court

October 24, 2019
Satire | A Night in the Starbucks Zone

Satire | A Night in the Starbucks Zone

September 25, 2019
Satire | LinkedIn Horoscopes

Satire | LinkedIn Horoscopes

September 11, 2019
Satire | Back to school horoscopes

Satire | Back to school horoscopes

August 29, 2019
Opinion | Pitt News opinions desk family newsletter

Opinion | Pitt News opinions desk family newsletter

August 21, 2019
Summer is the only time of year one can get adequate amounts of vitamin D in Pittsburgh.

Satire | Summer: The Flaming Oakland Trash Pile of Seasons

July 16, 2019
Lothrop Hall is one of the only residence halls with a sink in nearly every dorm room.

Satire | Residence Hall Horoscopes

June 29, 2019
UGG boots gained widespread popularity in the mid 2000s.

Opinion | June Horoscopes

June 18, 2019
Columnist Allion Dantinne suggests becoming a squirrel to cope with finals.

Opinion | 5 ways to relieve stress through comedy

April 21, 2019
Opinion | Drunk horoscopes

Opinion | Drunk horoscopes

April 10, 2019
Brad Pitt would make a rad Pitt prank.

Opinion | How to prank your friends with Brad Pitt’s face

April 1, 2019
Opinion | Serious March horoscopes

Opinion | Serious March horoscopes

March 21, 2019
Opinion | Market Impossible: 12 Hours in Market Central

Opinion | Market Impossible: 12 Hours in Market Central

March 7, 2019
Produce at Forbes Street Market.

Opinion | The Forbes Street Market buyer’s guide

March 1, 2019
Opinion | Scientifically tested horoscopes

Opinion | Scientifically tested horoscopes

February 22, 2019
Opinion | Corporate and Afraid: An office survival guide

Opinion | Corporate and Afraid: An office survival guide

February 6, 2019
The interior of a Port Authority bus traveling along Fifth Avenue.

Opinion | Decent, good and chaotic: a glimpse into life on the Port Authority 71C

January 31, 2019
Opinion | Accurate, peer-reviewed horoscopes

Opinion | Accurate, peer-reviewed horoscopes

January 17, 2019
Opinion | 2019: New year, same me

Opinion | 2019: New year, same me

January 7, 2019
Opinion | If these walls could talk, they'd scream: a glimpse into life at Hillman during finals week

Opinion | If these walls could talk, they’d scream: a glimpse into life at Hillman during finals week

December 10, 2018
Winter, the Oakland garbage pile of seasons

Winter, the Oakland garbage pile of seasons

November 30, 2018
House Hunters: Oakland Edition

House Hunters: Oakland Edition

November 15, 2018
Point-Counterpoint: Splendid Sheetz

Point-Counterpoint: Splendid Sheetz

October 25, 2018
Don't forget self-care during midterms

Don’t forget self-care during midterms

October 11, 2018
Brett Kavanaugh, associate justice of the Supreme Court, speaks during a ceremonial swearing-in event in the East Room of the White House in Washington, D.C., on Monday. (Olivier Douliery/Abaca Press/TNS)

Kavanaugh FBI investigation inadequate

October 11, 2018
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