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Satire | Top 10 Halloween Couples Costumes and What They Say About Your Relationship

By Alaina McCall, Senior Staff Columnist • October 29, 2024

More important than meeting the parents, more important than the Instagram hard launch and possibly more important than the wedding itself, is the couple’s Halloween costume. It tells more than you’d think about the state of a relationship — whether it’s in its playful beginning stage, the happy middle phase or the bitter ending state and everything in between.

Editorial | Top 10 excuses to stay home now that we’re vaccinated

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • June 16, 2021

For the most part, gone are the days where every graduation party invite or text to come to a crowded South O basement can be answered with, “In a pandemic?”

Editorial | Top 10 things to do when it’s over 45 degrees

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • February 26, 2021

Here are The Pitt News Editorial Board’s top 10 pandemic-safe ways to celebrate spring.

Editorial | Top 10 things we’d name our Valentine’s Day roaches

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • February 12, 2021

Here’s what the editorial board would name their roaches.

Editorial | Top 10 non-groundhog things that should determine the weather

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • February 5, 2021

Groundhog Day started in 1887, and The Pitt News Editorial Board thinks it should end in 2021.

Editorial | Top 10 pandemic-safe things to do in the cold

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • January 29, 2021

The Pitt News editorial board has a few suggestions about pandemic-safe things to do in the cold.

Editorial | Top 10 thoughts after the first week of Zoom classes

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • January 22, 2021

Now, we remember what it feels like, but otherwise, there have been few thoughts moving through our brains.

Editorial | Top 10 things we learned this semester

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • November 20, 2020

About 25% of this learning came from our Zoom classes. The other 75% just came from existing in the world, or on Pitt’s campus.

Editorial | Top 10 things to do while awaiting election results

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • November 6, 2020

It’s unclear when we’re going to get finalized presidential election results. Or sleep. Here are the top 10 things we’re going to do in the meantime.

Editorial | Top 10 things we did on Self-Care Day

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • October 22, 2020

Here are the top 10 things we did on Student Self-Care Day. You can infer for yourself whether or not there was any care involved.