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Opinion | Now is the time for humor

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
April 19, 2020

Satire | Shopping at Market District: Special coronavirus edition

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
March 26, 2020

Opinion | How to declutter your crap

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
March 5, 2020

Humor | Pittsburgh Port Authority Bus Alignment

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
February 28, 2020

Satire | Valentines Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
February 13, 2020

Satire | Internship Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
February 5, 2020

Opinion | Classes should not be held in Nationality Rooms

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
January 16, 2020

Satire | January Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
January 10, 2020

Satire | 12 thoughts while writing an essay during finals week

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
December 8, 2019

Satire | An afternoon on the 10A

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
December 5, 2019

Satire | A day in the life of Ricardo, my South Oakland House Mouse

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
November 13, 2019

Satire | November Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
November 8, 2019

Satire | An Early Morning in Pittsburgh International Airport

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
October 24, 2019

Satire: Vote The Pigeons for Homecoming Court

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
October 24, 2019

Satire | A Night in the Starbucks Zone

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
September 25, 2019

Satire | LinkedIn Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
September 11, 2019

Satire | Back to school horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
August 29, 2019

Opinion | Pitt News opinions desk family newsletter

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
August 21, 2019

Satire | Summer: The Flaming Oakland Trash Pile of Seasons

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
July 16, 2019

Satire | Residence Hall Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
June 29, 2019

Opinion | June Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
June 18, 2019

Opinion | 5 ways to relieve stress through comedy

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
April 21, 2019

Opinion | Drunk horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
April 10, 2019

Opinion | How to prank your friends with Brad Pitt’s face

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
April 1, 2019

Opinion | Serious March horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
March 21, 2019

Opinion | Market Impossible: 12 Hours in Market Central

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
March 7, 2019

Opinion | The Forbes Street Market buyer’s guide

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
March 1, 2019

Opinion | Scientifically tested horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
February 22, 2019

Opinion | Corporate and Afraid: An office survival guide

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
February 6, 2019

Opinion | Decent, good and chaotic: a glimpse into life on the Port Authority 71C

By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist
January 31, 2019

Opinion | Accurate, peer-reviewed horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist
January 17, 2019

Opinion | 2019: New year, same me

By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist
January 7, 2019

Opinion | If these walls could talk, they’d scream: a glimpse into life at Hillman during finals week

By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist
December 10, 2018

Winter, the Oakland garbage pile of seasons

By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist
November 30, 2018

House Hunters: Oakland Edition

By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist
November 15, 2018

Point-Counterpoint: Splendid Sheetz

By Allison Dantinne, For The Pitt News
October 25, 2018

Don’t forget self-care during midterms

By Allison Dantinne, For The Pitt News
October 11, 2018

Kavanaugh FBI investigation inadequate

By Allison Dantinne, For The Pitt News
October 11, 2018