Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
Apr 19, 2020 | Opinion | Now is the time for humor (Story) |
Mar 26, 2020 | Satire | Shopping at Market District: Special coronavirus edition (Story) |
Mar 05, 2020 | Opinion | How to declutter your crap (Story) |
Feb 28, 2020 | Humor | Pittsburgh Port Authority Bus Alignment (Story) |
Feb 13, 2020 | Satire | Valentines Horoscopes (Story) |
Feb 05, 2020 | Satire | Internship Horoscopes (Story) |
Jan 15, 2020 | Opinion | Classes should not be held in Nationality Rooms (Story) |
Jan 09, 2020 | Satire | January Horoscopes (Story) |
Dec 08, 2019 | Satire | 12 thoughts while writing an essay during finals week (Story) |
Dec 05, 2019 | Satire | An afternoon on the 10A (Story) |
Nov 13, 2019 | Satire | A day in the life of Ricardo, my South Oakland House Mouse (Story) |
Nov 07, 2019 | Satire | November Horoscopes (Story) |
Oct 24, 2019 | Satire | An Early Morning in Pittsburgh International Airport (Story) |
Oct 24, 2019 | Satire: Vote The Pigeons for Homecoming Court (Story) |
Sep 25, 2019 | Satire | A Night in the Starbucks Zone (Story) |
Sep 11, 2019 | Satire | LinkedIn Horoscopes (Story) |
Aug 29, 2019 | Satire | Back to school horoscopes (Story) |
Aug 21, 2019 | Opinion | Pitt News opinions desk family newsletter (Story) |
Jul 16, 2019 | Satire | Summer: The Flaming Oakland Trash Pile of Seasons (Story) |
Jun 29, 2019 | Satire | Residence Hall Horoscopes (Story) |
Jun 18, 2019 | Opinion | June Horoscopes (Story) |
Apr 21, 2019 | Opinion | 5 ways to relieve stress through comedy (Story) |
Apr 10, 2019 | Opinion | Drunk horoscopes (Story) |
Apr 01, 2019 | Opinion | How to prank your friends with Brad Pitt’s face (Story) |
Mar 21, 2019 | Opinion | Serious March horoscopes (Story) |
Mar 07, 2019 | Opinion | Market Impossible: 12 Hours in Market Central (Story) |
Feb 28, 2019 | Opinion | The Forbes Street Market buyer’s guide (Story) |
Feb 21, 2019 | Opinion | Scientifically tested horoscopes (Story) |
Feb 06, 2019 | Opinion | Corporate and Afraid: An office survival guide (Story) |
Jan 31, 2019 | Opinion | Decent, good and chaotic: a glimpse into life on the Port Authority 71C (Story) |
Jan 17, 2019 | Opinion | Accurate, peer-reviewed horoscopes (Story) |
Jan 06, 2019 | Opinion | 2019: New year, same me (Story) |
Dec 09, 2018 | Opinion | If these walls could talk, they’d scream: a glimpse into life at Hillman during finals week (Story) |
Nov 29, 2018 | Winter, the Oakland garbage pile of seasons (Story) |
Nov 15, 2018 | House Hunters: Oakland Edition (Story) |
Oct 25, 2018 | Point-Counterpoint: Splendid Sheetz (Story) |
Oct 11, 2018 | Don’t forget self-care during midterms (Story) |
Oct 11, 2018 | Kavanaugh FBI investigation inadequate (Story) |