The Pitt News

Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist

Nov 13, 2019
Satire | A day in the life of Ricardo, my South Oakland House Mouse (Story)
Nov 07, 2019
Satire | November Horoscopes (Story)
Oct 24, 2019
Satire | An Early Morning in Pittsburgh International Airport (Story)
Oct 24, 2019
Satire: Vote The Pigeons for Homecoming Court (Story)
Sep 25, 2019
Satire | A Night in the Starbucks Zone (Story)
Sep 11, 2019
Satire | LinkedIn Horoscopes (Story)
Aug 29, 2019
Satire | Back to school horoscopes (Story)
Aug 21, 2019
Opinion | Pitt News opinions desk family newsletter (Story)
Jul 16, 2019
Satire | Summer: The Flaming Oakland Trash Pile of Seasons (Story)
Jun 29, 2019
Satire | Residence Hall Horoscopes (Story)
Jun 18, 2019
Opinion | June Horoscopes (Story)
Apr 21, 2019
Opinion | 5 ways to relieve stress through comedy (Story)
Apr 10, 2019
Opinion | Drunk horoscopes (Story)
Apr 01, 2019
Opinion | How to prank your friends with Brad Pitt’s face (Story)
Mar 21, 2019
Opinion | Serious March horoscopes (Story)
Mar 07, 2019
Opinion | Market Impossible: 12 Hours in Market Central (Story)
Feb 28, 2019
Opinion | The Forbes Street Market buyer’s guide (Story)
Feb 21, 2019
Opinion | Scientifically tested horoscopes (Story)
Feb 06, 2019
Opinion | Corporate and Afraid: An office survival guide (Story)
Jan 31, 2019
Opinion | Decent, good and chaotic: a glimpse into life on the Port Authority 71C (Story)
Jan 17, 2019
Opinion | Accurate, peer-reviewed horoscopes (Story)
Jan 06, 2019
Opinion | 2019: New year, same me (Story)
Dec 09, 2018
Opinion | If these walls could talk, they’d scream: a glimpse into life at Hillman during finals week (Story)
Nov 29, 2018
Winter, the Oakland garbage pile of seasons (Story)
Nov 15, 2018
House Hunters: Oakland Edition (Story)
Oct 25, 2018
Point-Counterpoint: Splendid Sheetz (Story)
Oct 11, 2018
Don’t forget self-care during midterms (Story)
Oct 11, 2018
Kavanaugh FBI investigation inadequate (Story)

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