The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
The average college student shouldn’t have any problems climbing the stairs to the third floor of the Cathedral.

Editorial: Top 10 reasons Pitt students are so tired

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • October 24, 2019

Anytime someone asks us how we are, we respond that we’re tired — because here at The Pitt News, we’re committed to getting the facts right. And anytime we tell a college graduate of any age that...

They’re here to take your jobs.

Editorial: Top 10 alternative uses for Pitt food robots

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • October 17, 2019
While we’re at it, here are the top 10 other things we’d like the food robots to do for us.
Lothrop Hall isn’t nearly as far away from the center of campus as its residents would like to believe.

Editorial: Top 10 locations for the Bigelow shuttle stop

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • October 10, 2019
While it’s true that we’d probably walk through hell or high water anywhere to catch the campus shuttle, we have a few suggestions.
JuJu Smith-Schuster needs to find a hobby.

Editorial: Top 10 things you’ll find lurking on Pitt’s campus

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • October 3, 2019
An alligator hasn’t been spotted in Oakland — yet — though there are plenty of other things lying low, or maybe not so low, around campus.
Top 10: Ways for presidential candidates to earn our support

Top 10: Ways for presidential candidates to earn our support

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • April 11, 2019
With Bernie planning a Pitt stop in Oakland this Sunday, we decided to give presidential hopefuls an easy guide to pandering for our votes.
Jaywalking is a dangerous and illegal activity that increases the risk of being struck by motor vehicles.

Top 10: Places to jaywalk in Oakland

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • April 4, 2019
We at The Pitt News say get the goobermint out of our crimes of convenience! Here are the top 10 places to jaywalk in Oakland.
Top 10: People we would actually support for president

Top 10: People we would actually support for president

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • March 21, 2019
Amy Klobuchar defended her harsh staff treatment, claiming toughness is needed to deal with Putin, but has she ever threatened her rival one hour into starting her new job? Gritty has.
Top 10: Pitt News Drink Factory

Top 10: Pitt News Drink Factory

By The Pitt News Editorial Staff • March 7, 2019
We’ve gone and collected the mud and rainwater in that pothole and blended it with some tire rubber for the defining Forbes-Avenue experience in a cup.
Top 10: Space Force Objectives

Top 10: Space Force Objectives

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • February 22, 2019
Get in the shuttle, loser, we’re going to make the galaxy great again. As the Space Force blasts off, here are 10 top priorities for the new military branch.
The interior of the now closed 7-Eleven on Forbes Avenue.

Top 10: Master plan must-haves

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • February 14, 2019
Here are the top 10 most pressing issues to students and faculty alike that Pitt must incorporate into this master plan.
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