I have an unhealthy obsession.

Actually, it’s more of an epidemic – an epidemic that is… I have an unhealthy obsession.

Actually, it’s more of an epidemic – an epidemic that is sweeping the nation and afflicting countless innocent victims like myself. It’s gotten so bad that I need my daily fix or I can’t even fall asleep at night.

I am obsessed with television shows about crime and crime scene investigation. “Law ‘ Order,” “Law ‘ Order: Special Victims Unit,” “Law ‘ Order: Criminal Intent,” “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation,” “CSI: Miami,” “CSI: New York,” “Crime ‘ Punishment,” “Cold Case Files,” “Cold Case,” “Forensic Files”