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Satire | Egomania at the restaurant: How to assert your authority when out to eat

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist • October 18, 2022

Here's the way to properly dominate a restaurant setting by expertly manipulating the waitstaff and the people you’re eating with.

By Talia Spillerman, Senior Staff Writer • October 17, 2022

This is a satirical piece — no forks were harmed in the making of this article.

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist • October 2, 2022

Unfortunately for one Pitt student, the last house party he attended in South Oakland revealed that his music taste is really awful.

By Thomas Riley, For The Pitt News • September 18, 2022

Thomas Riley reports on the attitudes of upper campus residents in the wake of ever-increasing construction projects.

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist • September 8, 2022

Oakland has quite a few empty storefronts that could use some action.

By Paige Wasserman, Senior Staff Columnist • August 28, 2022

Many people blame social networking sites as the main culprits of our society’s ills, but they fail to address the true villain — Linkedin.

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist • June 21, 2022

Occasional fashionista Paige Wasserman roasts Pitt merch and begs for a better approach to manufacturing college fashion.

By Rachel Soloff, Opinions Editor • May 31, 2022

A prediction of your personality based on your favorite track on Harry Styles’ new album.

By Paige Wasserman, Staff Columnist • May 17, 2022

Force pro-lifers to wrestle with their beliefs by asking: What if your spouse got someone else pregnant?

By Talia Spillerman, Staff Columnist • April 19, 2022

Here are the top ways to ensure that you are following the unspoken rules of Hillman library.