The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News

Alaina McCall, Senior Staff Columnist

Alaina McCall is an English writing and film production double major. When they grow up, they would like to write sitcoms but will probably settle for writing names on coffee cups. Feel free to slide in with your own jokes to [email protected]

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Satire | Top 10 Halloween Couples Costumes and What They Say About Your Relationship

Satire | Top 10 Halloween Couples Costumes and What They Say About Your Relationship

By Alaina McCall, Senior Staff Columnist
October 28, 2024
Satire | The consequences of shrinkflation

Satire | The consequences of shrinkflation

By Alaina McCall, Senior Staff Columnist
October 25, 2024
A spotted lanternfly.

Satire | Spotted lanternflies’ morality and mortality

By Alaina McCall, Senior Staff Columnist
October 17, 2024
Satire | Hinge hesitation and Bumble bumbles: Are they worth it?

Satire | Hinge hesitation and Bumble bumbles: Are they worth it?

By Alaina McCall, Senior Staff Columnist
October 3, 2024
Satire | Why you should indefinitely delay graduating and never join the job market

Satire | Why you should indefinitely delay graduating and never join the job market

By Alaina McCall, Senior Staff Writer
September 24, 2024
Izzy Poth | Staff Illustrator

Satire | Surviving studying abroad: Tips, tricks and tribulations

By Alaina McCall, Staff Columnist
September 19, 2024
Satire | Humor as a coping mechanism: The solution to everything

Satire | Humor as a coping mechanism: The solution to everything

By Alaina McCall, Staff Columnist
February 19, 2024
Satire | Weaponizing incompetence against yourself

Satire | Weaponizing incompetence against yourself

By Alaina McCall, Staff Columnist
February 5, 2024
Satire | Scheduling squalor: Working as a full time student

Satire | Scheduling squalor: Working as a full time student

By Alaina McCall, Staff Columnist
January 16, 2024
Satire | How to recover from the stress of the holidays

Satire | How to recover from the stress of the holidays

By Alaina McCall, Staff Columnist
January 9, 2024
Satire | Peaking in college — An analysis of anguish

Satire | Peaking in college — An analysis of anguish

By Alaina McCall, Staff Columnist
December 5, 2023
Satire | The Terrible Twenties: Alcoholism and Academia

Satire | The Terrible Twenties: Alcoholism and Academia

By Alaina McCall, Staff Columnist
November 30, 2023
Satire | Legions of lousy leases — a cautionary tale

Satire | Legions of lousy leases — a cautionary tale

By Alaina McCall, Staff Columnist
November 15, 2023
A candlelit meal consisting of Cheez-Its, Tostitos, dry spaghetti, and a wrapped string cheese.

Satire | The flawed food on Forbes

By Alaina McCall, Staff Columnist
November 5, 2023
Satire | It’s the most wonderful time of the year — time to figure out which class you should withdraw from

Satire | It’s the most wonderful time of the year — time to figure out which class you should withdraw from

By Alaina McCall, Staff Columnist
October 29, 2023
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