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By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist

January 17, 2019

Filed under Columns, Opinions

Do you use Apple Music? Do you enjoy it? Do you like to pop, and lock, and jam, and break? Reconsider this stance, Aquarius.

Tags: accurate, horoscopes, satire

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