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Satire | February Horoscopes

By Paige Lawler, Assistant Opinions Editor • February 5, 2021

Find out what February has in store for you here:

Satire | November Horoscopes

By Paige Lawler, Assistant Opinions Editor • November 6, 2020

If you’re looking for something a little bit more laid back than the current state of the world, and I’m sure most of us are, look no further than your monthly horoscope.

Satire | October Horoscopes

By Paige Lawler, Assistant Opinions Editor • October 8, 2020

It’s October. I’m exhausted, the stars are exhausted and I’m sure you’re exhausted. Take a break from your midterms and endless Zoom calls to see what kind of advice and insight the stars have decided you need this month.

Satire | September Horoscopes

By Paige Lawler, Assistant Opinions Editor • September 3, 2020

Are you curious about what’s written in the stars for you this month? Well then, you’re in luck!

Satire | Valentines Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist • February 13, 2020

Mercury is in retrograde and love is hard. That’s all. That’s it. Let’s look to the stars to understand our weird human emotions on this weird human emotions day.