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The Pitt News
The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
Satire | An Early Morning in Pittsburgh International Airport

Satire | An Early Morning in Pittsburgh International Airport

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist • October 24, 2019
TSA screening is the best place to observe human interaction.
Satire | A Night in the Starbucks Zone

Satire | A Night in the Starbucks Zone

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist • September 25, 2019
What has Starbucks been hiding from us between 9 p.m. and 5 a.m., besides worn-out employees? It’s time for me to find out so you don’t have to.
Satire | How to make small talk with people from high school

Satire | How to make small talk with people from high school

By Genna Edwards, Staff Columnist • September 19, 2019
Use these tips and neither you nor Sarah will break a sweat trying to chit-chat while the professor searches for a working Expo marker.
Fall is filled with tons of activities that aren’t sports.

What to do in the fall if you hate football

By Delilah Bourque and Sarah Connor, Contributing Editors • September 18, 2019
For some, the air cooling and people pulling their fall wardrobes out of storage can only mean one thing — football season. For the rest of us, the best we can do is try to make the most of our Sundays until February rolls around. Here are some of the best ways to spend your fall if you’re not a football fan.
Satire | LinkedIn Horoscopes

Satire | LinkedIn Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist • September 11, 2019
Here are some tips, directly from the stars, to help you optimize your LinkedIn experience.
Satire | Movies to watch on a first date

Satire | Movies to watch on a first date

By Genna Edwards, For The Pitt News • September 5, 2019
I’ve compiled a selection of films that will clue you in to whether or not your date is a misogynist. He may not think you deserve the right to vote, but how can you figure that out without asking him outright?
Use more plastic.

Editorial: Top 10 ways to save the Earth

By The Pitt News Editorial Board • September 5, 2019
Here are 10 things you can do right now to save the earth.
Satire | Back to school horoscopes

Satire | Back to school horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist • August 29, 2019
Look to the stars for some answers, because Kevin in the second-to-last row of your biology lecture sure isn’t going to provide any insight.
Opinion | Pitt News opinions desk family newsletter

Opinion | Pitt News opinions desk family newsletter

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist • August 21, 2019
It’s been a busy summer for The Pitt News opinions desk, but all that hustling and bustling must feather out as August approaches and we start our preparations for the fast-approaching school year.
The tragedy of “Romeo and Juliet” demonstrates the importance of communication in any relationship.

Satire | 5 classic novels to take to the beach this summer

By Leah Mensch, Opinions Editor • July 16, 2019
The Goodreads Popular Beach Read Books ranking has gone live, and there is only one thing to do with this list. Print it out, crumple it in a ball and recycle it.
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