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The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News
The University of Pittsburgh's Daily Student Newspaper

The Pitt News

Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist

All content by Allison Dantinne
Opinion | Now is the time for humor

Opinion | Now is the time for humor

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
April 19, 2020
Satire | Shopping at Market District: Special coronavirus edition

Satire | Shopping at Market District: Special coronavirus edition

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
March 25, 2020
Clutter in a drawer.

Opinion | How to declutter your crap

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
March 5, 2020
Humor | Pittsburgh Port Authority Bus Alignment

Humor | Pittsburgh Port Authority Bus Alignment

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
February 28, 2020
Satire | Valentines Horoscopes

Satire | Valentines Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
February 13, 2020
Satire | Internship Horoscopes

Satire | Internship Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
February 5, 2020
Opinion | Classes should not be held in Nationality Rooms

Opinion | Classes should not be held in Nationality Rooms

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
January 15, 2020
Satire | January Horoscopes

Satire | January Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
January 9, 2020
Satire | 12 thoughts while writing an essay during finals week

Satire | 12 thoughts while writing an essay during finals week

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
December 8, 2019
Satire | An afternoon on the 10A

Satire | An afternoon on the 10A

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
December 5, 2019
Satire | A day in the life of Ricardo, my South Oakland House Mouse

Satire | A day in the life of Ricardo, my South Oakland House Mouse

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
November 13, 2019
Satire | November Horoscopes

Satire | November Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
November 7, 2019
Satire | An Early Morning in Pittsburgh International Airport

Satire | An Early Morning in Pittsburgh International Airport

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
October 24, 2019
Satire: Vote The Pigeons for Homecoming Court

Satire: Vote The Pigeons for Homecoming Court

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
October 23, 2019
Satire | A Night in the Starbucks Zone

Satire | A Night in the Starbucks Zone

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
September 25, 2019
Satire | LinkedIn Horoscopes

Satire | LinkedIn Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
September 11, 2019
Satire | Back to school horoscopes

Satire | Back to school horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
August 29, 2019
Opinion | Pitt News opinions desk family newsletter

Opinion | Pitt News opinions desk family newsletter

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
August 21, 2019
Summer is the only time of year one can get adequate amounts of vitamin D in Pittsburgh.

Satire | Summer: The Flaming Oakland Trash Pile of Seasons

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
July 16, 2019
Lothrop Hall is one of the only residence halls with a sink in nearly every dorm room.

Satire | Residence Hall Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
June 29, 2019
UGG boots gained widespread popularity in the mid 2000s.

Opinion | June Horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
June 18, 2019
Columnist Allion Dantinne suggests becoming a squirrel to cope with finals.

Opinion | 5 ways to relieve stress through comedy

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
April 21, 2019
Opinion | Drunk horoscopes

Opinion | Drunk horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
April 10, 2019
Brad Pitt would make a rad Pitt prank.

Opinion | How to prank your friends with Brad Pitt’s face

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
March 31, 2019
Opinion | Serious March horoscopes

Opinion | Serious March horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
March 21, 2019
Opinion | Market Impossible: 12 Hours in Market Central

Opinion | Market Impossible: 12 Hours in Market Central

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
March 7, 2019
Produce at Forbes Street Market.

Opinion | The Forbes Street Market buyer’s guide

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
February 28, 2019
Opinion | Scientifically tested horoscopes

Opinion | Scientifically tested horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
February 21, 2019
Opinion | Corporate and Afraid: An office survival guide

Opinion | Corporate and Afraid: An office survival guide

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist
February 6, 2019
The interior of a Port Authority bus traveling along Fifth Avenue.

Opinion | Decent, good and chaotic: a glimpse into life on the Port Authority 71C

By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist
January 31, 2019
Opinion | Accurate, peer-reviewed horoscopes

Opinion | Accurate, peer-reviewed horoscopes

By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist
January 17, 2019
Opinion | 2019: New year, same me

Opinion | 2019: New year, same me

By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist
January 6, 2019
Opinion | If these walls could talk, they'd scream: a glimpse into life at Hillman during finals week

Opinion | If these walls could talk, they’d scream: a glimpse into life at Hillman during finals week

By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist
December 9, 2018
Winter, the Oakland garbage pile of seasons

Winter, the Oakland garbage pile of seasons

By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist
November 29, 2018
House Hunters: Oakland Edition

House Hunters: Oakland Edition

By Allison Dantinne, Staff Columnist
November 15, 2018
Point-Counterpoint: Splendid Sheetz

Point-Counterpoint: Splendid Sheetz

By Allison Dantinne, For The Pitt News
October 25, 2018
Don't forget self-care during midterms

Don’t forget self-care during midterms

By Allison Dantinne, For The Pitt News
October 11, 2018
Brett Kavanaugh, associate justice of the Supreme Court, speaks during a ceremonial swearing-in event in the East Room of the White House in Washington, D.C., on Monday. (Olivier Douliery/Abaca Press/TNS)

Kavanaugh FBI investigation inadequate

By Allison Dantinne, For The Pitt News
October 10, 2018
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