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April Fools Edition | Local mother takes walks to escape children

Taking a walk around your neighborhood is a good break when sitting at a desk or staying in bed all day.

By Mary Rose O'Donnell, Contributing Editor

March 31, 2020

A local mother went on three neighborhood walks yesterday after her children got on her last nerves.

April Fools edition | What my dog recommends doing during quarantine

Alex’s yellow lab, Wrecks Goliath, lies in a mud puddle.

By Alex Dolinger, Staff Columnist

March 31, 2020

These are exciting times. There’s one riveting event after another these days, and I’m here to share some things you can do to have a life as exciting as dear, sweet Wrecks. 

April Fools Edition | Pitt student puts on “real” clothes for the first time in weeks

Many of us have been wearing nothing but sweatpants for two weeks.

By Ashton Crawley, Senior Staff Writer

March 31, 2020

Pitt junior Joe Smith was running dangerously low on his quarantine snacks and knew it was time to venture outside.

Top five Brad Pitt sports roles

“Moneyball” is one of the greatest sports movies ever made, according to sports editor Trent Leonard.

By Trent Leonard, Sports Editor

April 1, 2019

Whether flashing his sword skills or brazenly managing a baseball franchise, Pitt has carved out a respectable niche for himself in the fictional athletic industry.

Editorial: The actual William Pitt the WPU should be named after

William Bradley Pitt deserves to have a building named after him.

By The Pitt News Editorial Brad

April 1, 2019

We can’t count the ways Brad Pitt has shaped this world, but we can count the reasons we can show Brad Pitt at least a fraction of the love he deserves.

Opinion | How to prank your friends with Brad Pitt’s face

Brad Pitt would make a rad Pitt prank.

By Allison Dantinne, Senior Staff Columnist

April 1, 2019

Have you ever wanted to pull off the perfect April Fools’ Day prank without resorting to extremes to carry out your shenanigans? This year, prank your friends while honoring one of America’s greatest figures: Brad Pitt.

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