Skip to Main Content
Donate
Presidential Election 2024
Advertising
Newsletter
Housing Guide
Salute to the Graduates
2024 Grad Guide
Crossword
Sudoku
Other Student Media
WPTS
More
November 24
Pitt men’s soccer defeats Cornell, proceeds to Round of 16
November 23
A chat with the Pitt Volleyball icon Cat Flood
November 23
Meaning at the Movies | My Old Heart & “My Old Ass”
November 23
A Good Hill to Die On // What I Am Really Thankful For
November 23
Don’t Be a Stranger | Tiny Beautiful Things
November 22
Students gear up, get excited for Thanksgiving break plans
November 22
Photos: Pitt Women’s Basketball v. Delaware State
November 22
Opinion | Democrats should be concerned with shifts in blue strongholds
November 22
Editorial | Trump’s cabinet picks could not be worse
November 21
What Trump’s win means for the future of reproductive rights
The Panther Crawl
Facebook
Instagram
X
Tiktok
LinkedIn
YouTube
The Pitt News
Search this site
Submit Search
News
Politics
Administration
Campus Life
City
Crime
Student Government
Health
Tech & Science
Opinions
Columns
Editorials
Satire
Op-Ed/Letters
Cartoons
Sports
Football
Men’s Basketball
Women’s Basketball
Volleyball
Other Varsity Sports
Features
Columns
Club
Scores and Schedules
Culture
Art
Film
Food & Drink
Music
Television
Theater
Reviews
Community
Visual
Video
Comic
Blogs
Silhouettes
About
Advisory Board
Submit a story idea
Pick Us Up
Online Edition
Ledger
Print archives
Writing Contest
Contest Details
Winning Submissions
Join TPN
Submit Op-Ed
Quizzes
More
Open Navigation Menu
The Pitt News
News
Presidential Election 2024
Opinions
Sports
Culture
Blogs
Visual
About
Join The Pitt News
Donate
Housing Guide
Salute to the Graduates
2024 Grad Guide
More
The Pitt News
Open Search Bar
Search this site
Submit Search
Open Navigation Menu
The Pitt News
News
Presidential Election 2024
Opinions
Sports
Culture
Blogs
Visual
About
Join The Pitt News
Donate
Housing Guide
Salute to the Graduates
2024 Grad Guide
More
The Pitt News
Open Search Bar
Search this site
Submit Search
All content by Oliver Bateman
Bateman: One bro’s foolproof solution to finals week stress
By
Oliver Bateman
April 21, 2012
Bateman: Make a difference — be a dumbass
By
Oliver Bateman
April 9, 2012
Bateman: One bro’s essay on American history
By
Oliver Bateman
April 2, 2012
April Fools: The rewards of the bro lifestyle
By
Oliver Bateman
March 31, 2012
Bateman: The Moustache Column reflects
By
Oliver Bateman
March 26, 2012
Bateman: Coping with old age (immediately after college)
By
Oliver Bateman
March 20, 2012
Bateman: A Moustachey chat with Susie Meister
By
Oliver Bateman
March 12, 2012
Bateman: Look hot for Spring Break, reflect on awesomeness
By
Oliver Bateman
February 28, 2012
Bateman: How to be successful
By
Oliver Bateman
February 21, 2012
Bateman: Send your man Mitt to the White House
By
Oliver Bateman
February 14, 2012
Sex Edition: Bateman: Guide to first dates
By
Oliver Bateman
February 13, 2012
Bateman: Buyer’s remorse akin to poor food choices
By
Oliver Bateman
February 7, 2012
Employment Guide: Bateman: How to score that awesome job
By
Oliver Bateman
January 30, 2012
Bateman: How to avoid distractions
By
Oliver Bateman
January 24, 2012
Bateman: Argumentation for dummies
By
Oliver Bateman
January 18, 2012
Rental Guide: Bateman: How to make your pad the coolest
By
Oliver Bateman
January 16, 2012
Bateman: A total New Year’s makeover
By
Oliver Bateman
January 5, 2012
Bateman: The Moustache Column’s peeps of the year
By
Oliver Bateman
December 11, 2011
Bateman: New rivalries can replace Backyard Brawl
By
Oliver Bateman
December 6, 2011
Bateman: How to get out of a texting jam
By
Oliver Bateman
November 29, 2011
Bateman: Write perfect short story, get friends
By
Oliver Bateman
November 14, 2011
Bateman: How to become a true individual
By
Oliver Bateman
November 8, 2011
Bateman: Must be the moneyball
By
Oliver Bateman
October 31, 2011
Bateman: No NBA, no glory
By
Oliver Bateman
October 24, 2011
Bateman: Stuff White People Like strokes massive ego
By
Oliver Bateman
October 17, 2011
Bateman: Make ESPN Classic a priority
By
Oliver Bateman
October 11, 2011
Bateman: Introducing ‘The Tech Boyzz,’ TV’s next big thing
By
Oliver Bateman
October 3, 2011
Bateman: Never forget, especially during the Day of Remembrance
By
Oliver Bateman
September 26, 2011
Employment Guide: Do you have what it takes to be a grad student?
By
Oliver Bateman
September 19, 2011
Bateman: Making the most of the upcoming winter
By
Oliver Bateman
September 13, 2011
Bateman: The University of Pittsburgh from A to Z
By
Oliver Bateman
September 6, 2011
Bateman: Ditch your ball and chain with a steamy sext
By
Oliver Bateman
August 29, 2011
Bateman: The Moustache College of America
By
Oliver Bateman
August 22, 2011
Bateman: Appreciating the finer things in life
By
Oliver Bateman
August 22, 2011
Bateman: No worries, the Moustache Column saves the world
By
Oliver Bateman
July 12, 2011
Bateman: Like being one-dimensional? Consider pro wrestling
By
Oliver Bateman
July 4, 2011
Bateman: Blame the Man for abounding social injustices
By
Oliver Bateman
June 21, 2011
Bateman: Advice for the Mustache Column’s faithful readers
By
Oliver Bateman
June 6, 2011
Bateman: The benefits of living life like a sitcom
By
Oliver Bateman
May 23, 2011
Bateman: Want the big bucks? Make a summer blockbuster
By
Oliver Bateman
May 16, 2011
Bateman: When it comes to Tweeting, number 34 knows the score
By
Oliver Bateman
May 9, 2011
Bateman: Beer — A human history
By
Oliver Bateman
April 20, 2011
Bateman: It’s summertime, and the hardgaining is easy
By
Oliver Bateman
April 18, 2011
Bateman: American History 101 — The legacy of greatness
By
Oliver Bateman
April 11, 2011
Bateman: A procrastinating student’s guide to study groups
By
Oliver Bateman
April 4, 2011
Bateman: Savings tips for the corduroy capri-minded
By
Oliver Bateman
March 28, 2011
Bateman: Introducing Prisoniversity
By
Oliver Bateman
March 21, 2011
Bateman: How to give great text
By
Oliver Bateman
March 14, 2011
Bateman: College — Scratching the 7-year itch
By
Oliver Bateman
March 3, 2011
Bateman: Resist robotic overlords at all costs
By
Oliver Bateman
February 22, 2011
Bateman: Finding rich people who love you — the key to happiness
By
Oliver Bateman
February 17, 2011
Sex Edition: Bateman-Online dating not just for geeks
By
Oliver Bateman
February 13, 2011
Bateman: After Steelers’ loss, still reason to maintain Yinzer pride
By
Oliver Bateman
February 8, 2011
Bateman: Of profile photos and the American Dream
By
Oliver Bateman
February 1, 2011
Employment Guide: Bateman-Emerging industries located just outside the box
By
Oliver Bateman
January 31, 2011
Bateman: Surefire plan for coaching champions
By
Oliver Bateman
January 25, 2011
Bateman: After MLK day, now time to seduce ‘sweetie’
By
Oliver Bateman
January 18, 2011
Bateman: Even you can make a comeback
By
Oliver Bateman
January 11, 2011
Bateman: How to ace your finals
By
Oliver Bateman
December 12, 2010
Bateman: The Moustache wish list
By
Oliver Bateman
December 7, 2010
Bateman: Harry Potter and the end to an era
By
Oliver Bateman
November 30, 2010
Bateman: Good health is the healthiest thing you can do for yourself
By
Oliver Bateman
November 28, 2010
Newsiness: It’s the new way to do the news
By
Oliver Bateman
November 16, 2010
Bateman: Indiana Jones V has best-thing-ever potential
By
Oliver Bateman
November 10, 2010
Bateman: You couldn’t live up to the past if you tried
By
Oliver Bateman
November 2, 2010
Bateman: Indie is a lifestyle, a thoughtway
By
Oliver Bateman
November 1, 2010
Bateman: Don’t be tricked by amateur allure of fanfiction
By
Oliver Bateman
October 25, 2010
Bateman: How to get in with the in-crowd
By
Oliver Bateman
October 18, 2010
Bateman: TV can’t hold up against YouTube
By
Oliver Bateman
October 11, 2010
Bateman: Hipster-rific java joint
By
Oliver Bateman
October 4, 2010
Bateman: Previewing Fall sports is a way of life
By
Oliver Bateman
September 27, 2010
Bateman: Want unisex corduroy capris? Get a part-time job
By
Oliver Bateman
September 22, 2010
Bateman: It isn’t easy to state it personally
By
Oliver Bateman
September 20, 2010
Bateman: Want Armani suits? Go to law school
By
Oliver Bateman
September 13, 2010
Bateman: Elections are important, and you should too
By
Oliver Bateman
September 6, 2010
Bateman: Moustache Column rethinks its options
By
Oliver Bateman
August 30, 2010
Bateman: College challenges not just in coursework
By
Oliver Bateman
August 23, 2010
Bateman: Move over Comic-Con craze. HeroesCon hoopla a better show
By
Oliver Bateman
July 5, 2010
Bateman: Pirates working hard for mediocrity
By
Oliver Bateman
May 11, 2010
Bateman: Girls, go for the barbells, too
By
Oliver Bateman
May 4, 2010
Bateman: An ode to bulging biceps
By
Oliver Bateman
April 20, 2010
Bateman: I’ll see that freshman fifteen and raise you a sophomore sixty
By
Oliver Bateman
April 5, 2010
Bateman: You can’t win if you don’t play
By
Oliver Bateman
March 22, 2010
Bateman: How We Write Our Hot College Comedie
By
Oliver Bateman
March 14, 2010
Bateman: Fame, dolphin tats, and the rules of the road
By
Oliver Bateman
February 22, 2010
Sex Edition: Defining the “date”
By
Oliver Bateman
February 12, 2010
Bateman: The Moustache Column of America
By
Oliver Bateman
February 4, 2010
Load More Stories
Close
Close Modal Window
Close